dumbledorathexplora:

i finished my christmas list i can’t wait

  • $ 1,000,000 in cash
  • boyfriend
  • the souls of those who have displeased me this year
  • another boyfriend in case my other one escapes
  • money

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

omgzarry:

Maybe it’s the way he walks

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

thatfunnyblog:

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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