bobbryars:

bobbryars:

If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy

please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me 

drunktrophywife:

if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine

summvr:

when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so

little niall things
↳ arms

luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom